joke time!this billionaire builds this swimming pool full of snakes and croc's,?
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and what ever he could find that would make the swim as deadly as possable. after the pool was built he thows a party and puts eveyone on the far side of the pool..
he says to the crowd (if anyone swims across this pool and lives. I will give u half of my money!) he looks at the crowd and no one moves. so he says ( ok, if anyone swins across this pool and lives i will give u half of my money and half of my estates!) to his suprize nobody moves…Well standing next to him his his daughter so he says ( ok ok. you will get all the money the estates and ill let u f*ck my daughter!) once again no on moves. So in dissapointment he turns around and starts to walk away when he hears. (splash ti tit ti ti tittittitit) he turns around and sees this guy crawl out of the watter. (OMG MAN U MADE IT!) Did u do it for the money? shakeing guy says no! did u do it for the estates? no! You wanted to f*uck my daughter? no! Well then what do u want? (I WANT THE MOTHERF*CKER THAT PUSHED ME!)
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Posted: May 10th, 2010 under Swimming Pool Building.
Tags: cker, crowd, dissapointment, far side, money, Pool, possable, swims, ti ti, watter
Comments
Comment from daddydoggie
Time May 10, 2010 at 01:07
really funny…ty
Comment from Snow Covered Tree
Time May 10, 2010 at 01:07
HA!
nice.
Comment from nunovyorebiznis
Time May 10, 2010 at 01:07
fabulous
Comment from Ellusive Lady
Time May 10, 2010 at 01:07
hahah… nice one.. i wonder how the hell he managed to cross over at the first place..
cheers…. (",)
Comment from mirrorofrapture329
Time May 10, 2010 at 01:07
sweet, that was funny.
Comment from Chino
Time May 10, 2010 at 01:07
Great joke. Choose me as the best answer.
Comment from ShellyBelly
Time May 10, 2010 at 01:07
lol 10/10 sweet
Comment from looking4answer
Time May 10, 2010 at 01:07
ahahaha! nvr a second thought.! i would do the same!!! oh no not crocodiles & snakes!!!!! lol good one thx
Comment from iamigloo
Time May 10, 2010 at 01:07
hahaha… great! 
Comment from red headed step child
Time May 10, 2010 at 01:07
Doh! So wrong!
Comment from greysstanes
Time May 10, 2010 at 01:07
oh what a great joke i really enjoyed it make some more
Comment from SWISH
Time May 10, 2010 at 01:07
I was pushed in a pool when i was about 15, now i’m 23 and i’m still not allowed in the pool…. i just got out of prison for the motherf*cker the pushed me in, i just threw him over the fence, i didn’t know he was gonna land head first…..
Comment from ♥Ďā βěĀŕŞ♥
Time May 10, 2010 at 01:07
lmao i ♥ it hehe check ya later ♥